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Hi, Tumblr.
Living without you is like having all the creamy nougat drained out of an abscess. I have no idea what is going on in the world anymore. I do not want to know what I’ve been missing.
Now that we have a few minutes together, I don’t have much to say. I could tell you the story about having to pull over on the freeway last week so I could vomit onto the shoulder. And how I didn’t quite get the door open in time, so from my mouth came a fount of water and last night’s dinner that got all over the window and the door and into the little crevasses between the uppy-downy window buttons.
But I won’t. I just want to leave you with this song. Happy Twistmas, Tumblr. I love you.
